Passing Formula

I'm failing school. No matter what I do, how hard I study, how I attain every class, I still can't get a passing grade for my test.
I think I've reach my limit... If I don't get a better grade by April, I am gone from my education career.

Lately, I've been thinking... Getting a passing grade does not necessary mean aquiring knowledge from class, and putting it back on the test. I could use knowledge I know to collect information during tests. So I've decide to use whatever mean that is possible to get my a passing grade.
 If this is the only way to sucess, I will gladly change. Right now, I've no more conscience, no moral standing. As long as it works, I will give it a try.

I came up with couples of ways to cheat.
if anyone have more creative way, feel free to suggest.

A big problem for math exam is that, YOU NEED TO MEMBERIZE THE EQUATION FORMULAS! Without bringing in any paper or note in to the exam hall, how to sneak formula on to your desk.

- Every exam, water bottle is going to be allow.
Most Spring water - watewr bottle is clear (like AquaFina or any soft drinks), so use this effectively...
There's usually a brand label warp around the bottle, Take the label of the bottle and Ah-ha! A cheat sheet infront of you. Write down formula on the back, and glue the label back on the bottle. During an exam, read the back of label by pretending to drink water.

In most high school math exam, a graphing Calculator is going to be allow. Each calculator have a cover lid that protect the screen. Back then, student would use the lid to hide a cheat sheet. So right now, the cover lid are to be put under the students' chair before the exam begins. only the calculator are allow on the desk.

oh gee... why didn;t the teacher think each calculator have TWO lids? one to protect the screen, and one is to hide the batteries.  Using the batteries lid is fine too.  If I have to, I would even modify my calculator to a point when it could be easily taken apart, I could hide a map in there! ^^

Oh yea. while taking about graphing calculators... Do you guys get ask to format your calculator before taking tests and exams?
The teacher would comes to check to see if your calculator is cleared or not by asking you to show them you have the word "MEM CLEARED" displays on your machine. (This is to make sure you don't program any formulas in your calculator that could be an advantage)
 ... In that case, I would asks someone to write me a program that would display that messege on my calculator...

So girls would want to hide cheat sheets around the rim of their bra?

Well, none of that would've worked for my exams (which is fine 'cause I did fine in my HSC). Graphics calculators are only allowed for the lowest level of maths and are checked back to front before each exam. Water bottles have to be stripped completely bare or aren't allowed in the exam room. Pretty strict but fair, I reakon

teachers know all that lolz.

The only weapons we've got in the exam field is a pencil and a eraser! We'll to use them effectively.

I once heard : A ture genius could come up with plan in any situation, and be able to show the maximum performance with the least tools available... (something like that)

Our common sense have restricted us from thinking, we all use pencil to write, and use eraser to undo the pencil marking. What if we adjust these logics a bit, and use these tools the way that no teacher would have imagine...

So there have to be a way students could play this game, please help me think of some more ideas. We might have to go as far as playing magic tricks and illusions during exams. Regardless what method, I'll take a risk trying.

Which test?  Are you only failing math (which parts)?  If you're only failing math, we can try to help?

SOMEONE IN /SCI/ IS A FAILURE IN SCHOOL?!?! WHAT A SUPRISE