Quantum physics

quantum physics is bullshit.

determinism was the greatest mental leap of the Enlightenment, and these fools just dropped it.

You expect me to describe the collapse itself, when not even the scientific community can come to a consensus? How can anyone be expected to describe a process which takes place, not only at nearly infinitesimally small scales, but in a plane which can't be observed outside the mind's eye? I'm sorry, I can't.

So, if QM is complete bullshit, how can we account for the results of the double-slip experiment and its variants, which all point to a probabilistic nature. I'm assuming, because of your reference to the wave function collapse, that your problem is with the wave-particle duality - if not, then what?