Methane In Mexico

I read that there is a hole in the atmosphere caused by excessive Mexican flatulence. Could this possibly be correct?

>>1
3.-words
Usa
Bush
Kyoto

>>1
They eat lots of legumes and fart incessently. Never stand behind a Mexican in the check-out lines!

>>2
FUCK YOU MEXICO IS RESPONSIBAL KILL THOSE FUCKING MULLAH OMAR MEXICO TEWERISTS!"!!1one

>>4

....What?

>>5
Terrorist.

This is a good question.  Don't we, as the sum total of all humans, produce damaging amounts of methane?

some guy said on the radio that not all humans are methanogenic, so maybe not.  I could look it up but, but you know, lazy.  eeh.

>>7
Methane has an atmospheric lifetime of less than 10 years.  hydroxyl radicals (OH), eventually react with it. Methane doesn't last very long in habitable atmospheres, thats why its presence is considered a bio-indicator for exoplanets, similar to free oxygen. If we ever find a planet with Methane and Oxygen in the atmosphere, we know it must be continuously produced by biological processes.

The amount of Methane in human flatus is minuscule compared to it's CO2 content. And even if humans stopped eating and farting, the food we wouldn't eat would rot, releasing methane.

>>9

Thank you, I always wanted to know where our collective fart gas goes

WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS

It's obviously moot's fault