Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem

Now what's all this shit about?
In plain, laymen english please!
(Calculus is the fartherst I'll ever bother with math)

I'm fascinated with everything it (seems) to imply but I'm not sure i quite get it.

>>5
imo people who use occams razor in any sort of argument are retarded, just my personal opinion.  i agree with the theory, not because the simplest sounding answer is usually the right one, but rather because the right answer most simply explains things accurately.  people use it to suggest retarded things because they sound easier though.  i dislike these people.