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Evolution isn't real.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-10 5:13

Creationism is. We should ban the teaching of evolution from schools.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 19:05

>>26

How can God have created us in his image? HE HAS NO IMAGE.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 9:34

>>41
TIME PARADOX

Oh, wait, it's religion. It's just made up shit to control fucktards.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 23:02

>>42
then it is very shitly done since it fails

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-24 23:57

>>41

You're looking at it too literally. "God created us in his image" refers to our /souls/, not our physical bodies.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 0:13

God is obviously an old white caucasian with a beard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 13:20

OMG SPOILORZ

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-25 19:33

>>43
O RLY? See how 90% of the world population is utterly retarded and mooslimes will kill for allah.

>>44
So god first created an ISO image of him, then burnt it onto our souls? Well, I hope they're Taiyo Yuden souls at least.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 14:38

White: Economic win, and the advanced society that follows
East Asian: Advanced society to start with but really odd, lots of warrior philosophy.
Middle East: Weak society, lots of warrior philosophy
Indian (from America): They dont do anything because they are already happy with their lives. Except now they are just leeches because we made them into leeches after we conquered them.
Nigger: Most adaptive. Most are violent and dangerous because of their culture, but some are social geniouses, and if they were treated as equels and not pets in modern society, than they whold be just as good as whites.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 14:40

if aliens created god than mabey aliens are god

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 14:44

God created everything in space and time during the big bang. We evolved into sentient beings like god, and then he gave us a choice somewhere along the line. We chose to be intellegent beings, and in doing so gave up our innocence. Thus we may only get to heaven through the reconcilliation of our sins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 14:45

i dont think hell exists, I think that heaven is a big harddrive and hell is deleted.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-29 18:44

Heaven = lots of Japanese girls praying to you to get a fuck and screaming like bitches when they do
Hell = lots of faggots and mooslimes and no women

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 14:53

>>52
Hell sounds like lovely place expect for the ragheads. Lots of fags and no women sounds like heaven really.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-01 19:44

godfag.

Name: J3ph42 2006-05-04 11:55

NO, we are all part of the dream of someone who is sleeping, now stop arguing or we will wake them up and reality will be no more!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 0:58

Fuck you 55, I WILL WAKE THE WIND FISH TRY AND STOP ME ILL BLOCK U WITH MY SHIELD AND THE SLASH YOU WITH MY SWORD but it isn't a master sword because this is neither hyrule nor zelda3.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 1:37

>>55
The big bang didn't wake them up, an internet fight hardly will.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 18:10

the big bang was silent by the 'if a tree falls' theorem.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 19:31

>>58
The big bang was silent because there was no air around it -.-

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-09 13:59 (sage)

God, i can't believe you poor sods really have to argue with creationists, here in germany we point at them and start to laugh, please dear God, kill all creationists ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 4:42 (sage)

>>60
Welcome to America, enjoy your stay, leave your intelligence at home!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 13:58

there is nothing wrong with religion. people, yeah; religion, no.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 14:34

>>62
Religion was invented by people to control morons and do shit with it. It's inherently wrong and shitty.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-11 22:54

Athiests do bad things in the name of athiesm just like creationalists do bad things in the name of godz

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 1:10

There are people who do bad things in every religion or non-religion. Nazism, Raelism, etc are examples of terrible things to fall into the sort-of-Athiest catagory, and in any case it's wrong to sum up Athiests based on anything else except for their lack of belief in a God.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-16 16:03

>>19
I wonder why. I'd be goddamn insulted if someone said something similar about something I did too.
>>26
You're pretty stupid, aren't you?

I don't think you understand how evolution is supposed to work.
>>44
"Souls" cannot be proven to exist.
>>64
That's like saying cooks do bad things in the name of food.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-18 1:36

>>That's like saying cooks do bad things in the name of food.

No, it's more like saying... JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR TEN MINUTES AND I COULDN'T COMPARE IT TO ANYTHING.

This guy obviously doesn't know what Athiesm is.

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