Let what is cheap be equal to 1.
What is expensive be equal to 2.
Because cheap < expensive.
We all know genuinely cheap things are rare.
But what is rare is expensive.
Thus expensive things are cheap, and 1 = 2 (from the above).
So 1 + 1 = 1 + 2 = 3
SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKERS.
The above is just as valid as the 0.9999~ = 1 bullshit.