philosophy and U

People who have barely finished high school should not be allowed to discuss topic like sentience. In fact they shouldn't be allowed to discuss anything. Philosophy, like masturbation, is fine as long as you do it in private, but you may not do it in public unless you're at a rock concert.

I'm not offended or afraid of philosophy. My mom was a philosopher and my dad a capitalist. My mom moved to England from Italy to escape religion in 1660, where she married my dad in 1680 and gave birth to me in 1750.

I have been fruitful ever since!