Teaching

I got hired by my univ (gatech) to tutor math/science/cs/english/stuff

How do I explain stuff like Moment Generating Functions, Maxwell's Laws, Keplar's Law, MPDFs, Huffman Trees, and all that shit to girls that barely understand the first week of calculus?  =\

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You can't.  Just ogle the cute, young college babes. 

Unless they're like the one chick I tutored who only had half a mouth worth of good teeth.  Ugh.  I never realized how important a healthy smile was until I met her.

In that case, you're being paid to pretend to care about the students' progress.  So start pretendin'.