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Stinky semen

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-20 1:32

I cum in my pants a lot when I masturbate.  Can other people smell it?  I can't tell if they can pick up the scent or not.  Even with fresh underwear.

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-20 5:00 (sage)

Ahhh, good old Science and Math

Name: me 2005-05-28 19:56

use a sock, man

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-29 17:12

No way man, cumming in my pants is like coming in a vagina.  I don't even have to think about aim, trajectory, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-29 23:36

5GET

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-30 4:22 (sage)

>>4
you have to aim into a sock?

just askin'

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-30 17:54

No, but you have to wear it after it comes out of the washer.  And it doesn't come out easily.

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-30 17:55

Plus you have foot fungus coming into contact, rather than the natural crotchy habitat.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-02 8:35

lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-02 12:40

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Name: Anonymous 2005-06-02 15:10

SCIENCE RULES < /Bill Nye>

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-06 5:35 (sage)

>>1

uh why do you even worry it's not like you ever leave the house

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-23 12:53

This thread is truly enlightening.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-26 14:58

fucking dirty.
use paper towel(s), then flush it/them down the toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-31 22:41 (sage)

I eat mine

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-03 19:25

yup i cum in my pants, then i wear it all throughout the day and wait for it to evaporate. cums off easily!

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-04 3:17 (sage)

Or, if you're really lucky, you're uncircumsized. Just pinch the foreskin shut and wander off to the washroom.

SCIENCE!

Name: Anonymous 2005-08-04 11:12

Eh, I don't want cum drenched socks personally

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-12 18:03

lol your not supposed to use EVERY sock, just one. 

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 23:55 (sage)

are there any normal people in 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-16 9:58

Normal people are a myth.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-17 20:26

>>1

You should ask them.  Everyone you meet.

"Um, hello, excuse me.  Do you smell my semen?  No?  Great, thanks."

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-20 11:53

>>22 knows the scientific method.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-24 15:48

If you smell it, others may too.  Especially if you let that stuff soak and stew into your clothes.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-24 17:52

If you smell it, other will definitely smell it stronger.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 8:40

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Name: Anonymous 2005-11-05 10:19

Hey, it works great!  When do I throw it out?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-05 11:34

A few dabs of cologne is enough to make an impression. Globs of that junk in your pants will be overwhelming. Kinda like bad breathe if you can smell, it's bad.

Now here's a question for the less... extreme. Does sweat from masturbating smell different from the sweat from exercising?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-06 10:55

>>28
No, but crotch sweat does smell different than other sweat.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-08 12:22

>>29
I love how crotch sweat smells

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-08 13:12

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Name: Anonymous 2005-11-08 17:44

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Name: Anonymous 2005-11-09 17:43

Yes, they can smell it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-10 0:12

...science at work

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 8:05

Cum in your pants and ask you friends if they smell anything. if they say yes.

c. stick it in

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 11:56

>>35
Already did, girl friend said it didn't smell

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 15:22

My advice is for you to use paper towels, wipe up, flush down.

>>17
You have one amazingly huge foreskin then. I can't pinch it shut while having a boner.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 16:48

>>17
Lucky if uncircumcised!?? As in "circumcision is common"??? Assuming you're not a Jew (the only ones I thought were doing that), WTF is this shit? Can that brutal, retarded practice be common? I can't believe this, it's so foreign to my culture (Spanish (note to some Americans: Spain is a country in Europe, and I'm not what you call "Hispanic" :P )).

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 18:18

Yeah, circumcision (removal of a protective layer of your fucking penis or the removal of the clitoris for women) is common for males in America. I don't know why. It's fucked the hell up. (I live in Sweden and most jews don't even circumcise)

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-03 21:20

>>39
I live in america and I am cirxumsized. :( And I dont like it, My poor penis.

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