Any languages with a homogenous syntax?

I've come to realize that the best, sweetest, most readable syntax would be homogenous. That is, every line must have the same structure: either the meaning-defining token must always be at the front of the line, or at the back. And the first case is the best. That way you can always tell what is going on in a line of code by looking at just the first token. No more bullshit like that:

int main() { // But it's not an int, it's a definition of a procedure!
  double scores[3]; // But we're not doubling anything, we're defining something!
  scores[0] = 1.5; // But we're not scoring anything, we're performing an assignment!
  scores[1] = 2.5; // And we're not assigning to scores, we're assigning to its elements!
  scores[2] = 3.5; // Same error as above;

  // We're not couting anything! In fact it's hard to make out visually what is going on
  // as we are calling array accesses, listing literals and calling the <<. This is
  // an absolutely unreadable line.
  cout << scores[0] << '\t' << scores[1] << '\t' << scores[2] << endl;
 
  // Finally, an easily readable, well-syntaxed line!
  return 0;
}

And no more bullshit like that too:
    alloca $ \erroffset -> do
      -- "pcre_ptr" is not what this line does, it shouldn't be up front!
      pcre_ptr <- c_pcre_compile pattern (combineOptions flags) errptr
      erroffset nullPtr -- This one's OK.
      if pcre_ptr == nullPtr
        then do
          -- This is a clusterfuck! Not only is "err" unworthy of being at the front,
          -- but also the order of calls is reversed the first call is "peek"
          -- which comes almost last but not the last in the line! Absolutely unreadable!
          err <- peekCString =<< peek errptr
          return (Left err)
        else do
          reg <- newForeignPtr finalizerFree pcre_ptr
          return (Right (Regex reg str))

No, I want a language in which every line conforms to the most eye-soothing rule of all: explain yourself up front so I don't have to go on a missing persons searching expedition just to find out what you're doing.

Are there any languages with a syntax like that, /porg/?

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>̯̣̬̯̰̯ͪͬ͋ͫ̆͢͝ ͔̥̙̩̮̩͌͂̈̂͐͗̓̒ͥ̕ͅŅ̵͎̱͌̎̄ͧ̇̋I̤̰̠̮͎̞ͫ̈͗̈́ͭ̀ͣ́Ģ̥̺͚̖ͤ́͋ͥͅG̸͎̩̠̾͆̔ͣ͆͟Ḙ̵̼̓̈̊͂ͤ̚R̭̭͖͐̌̓ͣͭS̮̮̗̈́̒͌͆̃ ̡̨̣̟̫̘̞̻͍͍ͤ̑͡N̷̛̪͔̮̳͉̩̟ͥͭ͗̿̎͐ͪ͜ͅI̫̺̬̙͑̄̑̊̔́G̫͈ͩͪ̓̆̌͂̚G̮̘̟̳̜̗̬͇̾̋ͧ̿̇̌͢͜Ȇ͍̘̫͂͆̔ͦ͊͘͝R̨̫̹̣̭͍͍̖̫̍Ṣ̢̞̜̼̐ͬ́̀̑ͦͯ̀͠ ̴̙̬͎͌̇͂̑H͈̦̟͎̱̼̊̋̇ͩ́̅͂̈́̕E̷̠̤̟͛͌̉̿̈͊̐̀͠I̤͚̼͍͔͋̒̐̂̈ͨ́D͙̮̿͒̏̄ͥ͋B͍͙͗̏̊Ȕ̼̰̗̦ͤͩ͂̊̊̎͜Ṣ̣̤̮̆̎N̷͍͔̩̼̹̝̫ͯ͗ͤͮ̉͢S̺͚̝͈̼̈́͊͢J̶̨̝̦͎̜̜̥̰͆ͫͬͯ̌̌̉ͫ͞ͅE̢̳͎ͫ͋ͫ͐ͨ͒͠ ̸͈̦̭̱̣̈́̋ͪ͑̆̽ͅI̗͈̳̝͈̩ͮ̾̃ͣ̍͐̀S̨̨̖͔̎͋͟U̻̳̱̪̭ͪ̆͛͛͑ͨ̈́ͫ͜Ǘ͙̱̯̭̬͉̄̅̿͂ͫ́̚͠E̫̯̖̝̮̺ͩ̑̎ͨJ̓ͮ̆̄͊ͯͤͩ҉̥̬̫̳͈ͅË̹̼̘̲͔̗̰͇͐͊͌͂̓ͤ́̕J͈̻̫͋ͫ̾̽̾̈͒͢E͔͚̖̝̗̤̥ͣ̓̊ͪͭ͠Ḯ̷͇̰̰̭̲̻́͟S̱̜̼͚͕̣͍̽̐͛̉͊H̲̳ͫ͋̀͂̑̒̅͜X̘̙̰̹͓͔ͮͦ̿̀́̃̌̅̚͟Ù̷̠͇̹͋̊ͪͧ́U͉̥̦̺͍̙̟̹̍̉̈ͨ̐ͨ̄ͧ̓́C̠̻͈̖̟ͦͮ͆́̄ͨ͡͡͝Ḥ͉͔͖͒̅̔ͤ̆̈́Ę͍̑̿ͦ̓̾ͥͅH̼̞͎͔̮ͪͮ̃ͦͣͪ͠E̴̝̼̥̟̲ͮ̿ͤ̃̐͢I̺̦̥̬͙̝ͣ̐ͯ͘͞ͅÈ͓̹͉̠̫̈̀ͬͅͅU͎̣̾̆̉ͤ́͡n̨̞͎̼̞̲̞͎ͤ̉̊̈́̅͠f̾ͨͫ͠҉̺̻n̶̠̫̂̊̓ͣ͡r͚̫̰ͮͯͮ̃͂͆̐̐̀͡玉͉̥̦̜͓̀̈̓͂̓が̨̤͈̻̀̒̉矢͍̤̭̅͑̒̌̎̒田̵͇̹̝̥̼̖͔̦ͪ̍͊̅̔や̷ͣͫ̃ͨͥͣ̇̀҉̘͙͎̦得̦̜̥̼̤͎̘͔̳̃̅͟͠て̗̤̙͕͍̔ͫ̅正̥̭̰̐͂ͥ̓̽͐̔͢田̷̹͊̂ͤͫ̓̉̿は̫̫͍̞͐͊͆ͣͣ荒̶̨͕̖ͦ͘ͅ谷̛͍̞͈̺̗͉̽͂̉ͫ̌̆ͮ̀ア̱͎͈̣̦̝̠̲̤͑ͬ̍͟フ͂ͬ̈́̈҉̟̩̯̠̼ま̨͍̜̝̣̹̜̙͚̥̿́̑ͪ̾ͯͣ̈́͜さ̶̙̟̬̱̭̙ͮ͆̄͘ͅ田̷̣͍̥̬̒̑̀ͪ͂͟畑̨̢̤̜͕̹̮͔̬̊̀ͣ́́ら͉̭̞͍ͥͮ͂͒̔͊ア͓̾̆̂̑̓̾͋͂̾バ̨̭̥̬̲̥̀ͩタ̿̅ͨͮͤ͒̒͠҉̼͍̼͍̘͇͉͓沙̡̠͖̥͔̝̠͕͔͉̿͋͊̅̆̀͌汰͔̊̀͗͂̑̍ͣ̀̀覚̘̝̍͗͊͌ͬめ͚̠̙̹̹̝̯ͮͯͥ͌̕な̓͗̏̈́ͤͫͬ͏̙̝́ら͕̳͇̲̻̹̓ͪ̓̓̔な̡̪̰̔̇̉ͯ̄̏̾ら̺̜̈̀̇̿ͭ̌͘͞他̸̞̫͚͕̦̹̠̘̗ͧ͐͒̑ͣ̒̽͡様̺̥͍̗̖̽ͩ̽ͯͬ̓ͬ͐͜ͅな̨ͧ̋̏ͩ̈́ͩ̌҉̷̭̘あ̡̻͈͚̯̖̯̤̠̫̔̐や̥͇̈́ͨͯ̉͜ア̡̻̹͚̫̤͇͖̟͒̃̈́ͫ͑̈́̓̊̓バ̛ͭ͂̐͏̝̳̻タ̴̭̊̈ͧ͟͡沙̷͖̲͇͔͔ͧ͑̈́̑ͫ̔͆̀͢汰ͧ̌̿̓ͬ҉̬͓な̜̙̻̙͑͆̒͞あ̫̫̥͂ͫ́̐͋̀や̷͔̟̰͚̪̯̹̍͂ͭ̋ͤ͋̔ͭ͝新͍̱̥̤̙͂̈̏́͑ͯ̓ͯ̕͟たͬ͋̇͏҉҉̲̭は͈̠͈̟͙̻̱͓͆̾͐͌̓͊̇ͭ̓͜他̤̯̜̼͉̳͂̎ͪ͐͒ͪ̋は̻̞̰̥ͫ̐てͨͩ͑̄ͧ̑͐̾͐͝҉̤̩̣͉̮̻あ̷̶̞̣̳̬̟̬͕̜͚ͪ̄̋́͆̌ͯ̑̚͜や͈͆ͪ̀ͧ͟͟͜亜̵̳ͪ̐̓ͤ̿̽ͯハ̴͔̰̣ͯ͝ア̨̫̱̖͈̖͗͗͛ハ̰͓̩̺̟̆ͬͤͭͥ͂ͧ̀ア̷̪͕̤̭̟͇̼̎̅̈́ͩͫ͟ͅͅや̮͎̳̘̖̺̪ͫͫ́̇̀͐あ̨͖̯̥̩̺̮̰͊ͬͫ̔͆͜や̧͚͍̃͂̒̉ͧ̉̆̄̄て̼̦́͑͂た̮ͤ̚羽̢͍̭̞ͭ̄̓田̼̳̹̝̐͐̎͢͡͞や̢̳̬̪̹̙̥̝ͦ͊͆̀あ̞͔̬̗̥̘̬̯̋̈ͬ̆̃̄よ̢ͬ̎ͭ҉̹͓絵̃̂ͫ̿̏҉̶̲̜巻̸͓̓̓̑͂͒͊ͣ̚巻̵̖͆̅̂̐ͧ̄̚が̸̼ͪ̚詰̨̦̲̩̩̥̮͚́̾̋め̊ͥ͊͐̎ͥ҉͉̤́む̴ͯ͆̀̍ͫͮ͆҉̠͓̠̦͍む̽̋͝҉̤͙̬͘夢̧̱̪͛ͯͯ̉͠魔̪͕̟̘̰̹̬̄̎͗̽ͭ͗ͣ́͠͠釜̢̻̝ͥͣͬ̆̑̀̚釜̹͓̳̞̪̖̺̭̜́ͤ̔̉̂ͩ͊ͣ͟彼̢̮̩͍̫̗͔̥̙̒̀̊方̨͔̫̳̯ͮ̂̅̋̉ͫ̅̑ͨ͝ͅや͗̊͗ͨͯ͏̝̪͚あ̥̳͇̤̭̥ͬ̕͢や̺͕̩̟̠ͦ̀̉ͭͯͅあ͛ͩ̍̒͗͡͏͍̪̪̼͇̖̝̰̗な̷̜͚̺̝̝ͯ̌̑̾̍ͬ̆̓̚あ̯͙͙̀̅寝͚̖̱͔̳̥̭̱͖ͣ̿̿̓ͩ̽̅̈́͘た͒̕҉̘腹̧̩̖̣̗͚̜̤̂̂ͮ͂̂̽́奈͚̭̰̳̟́͑̍͊̈ͮ̉ͤ良̸ͦ̓ͬ͂̅̒̚҉̝̤̖̝̮͓̰ͅや̨̢̲͇̺͙̼̞̈́͋ͮͣ̒̋花̴̗͕͕̩͕͇̖͈̇̂̿͂̀͆ͬͣ͠秘̢̗̼̬͕ͣ̀̋ͬ͑話͎̼͍̖̳͍͒̂͘は̮̉̆ͧ͆̓̄̓̎͠輪̹͖̞̪̬̓ͤ͌̒͋͌̉ͬ̂͟は̣̹͌̉ͦ̇罠̛̝̲͕̖͍̺̺ͬͮや͊͒͌̊̾ͮͧ҉̶̫̥̘̦穴̢̦̙͍͖͍̰̣̊ͤͪ̐̕͟絵̶̨͔͍͎͆̽ͦ̅͌͌͞か̵̙̞͈̭̽ͬ͆͊ͬ̇ͬ́て͙̘̭͉͋̽̔ͮ̓̍ͩ̒ͫ̕な̯ͣ̋̓͡あ̵̜̖ͧͨ͊ͯ̕ͅや̢̻̻͍̤̯̉あ̧̳̲̲̯̬͚̘̊̄ͯ͘͘ε͙̲̩̱͈͓ͨ̄̀̄͘≠̛̲̜͌́ͪ͌ε͉̤̜̮̺̂̽͊ͅ=̱̤͍̣̟̹̟͋̾̆̄̾̅̓͠ε̹̩̖̝̜̬͉̫͉ͧ̊̋ͩ̋ͧ=̡̢̣̫ͥͫε̴̵̳͖͖̤͎̦͙͐ͮͦ̎ͯ́=͙͚̰̟̝̹ͭͥ͝ε̸̦̗͎̬̻̅ͫͬͬ̔͂̏̑̀̀͘=̫ͫͫ̚̚ε̷̤͈͖͂͆ͧ̓͌̈̄ͫ̑͠=̝̘̞͓̟̺̝̠͆͊̍┌͕̦̣͆̽̂̇ͭ͆̀͢͡(̛̗̣̬̈́̈͌̊̏̐̆͂;ͥ̈ͮ̓̓ͮ̀͏̨͉̼̤̤￣͕̺̩̣̮ͯ͐ͥͬ◇̞̥̩̯͖̻̓͒̽ͫ̑̀͟￣̨̳̝͓͓̃̾ͨ)̶̧̫̪͛̔́͘┘͓̻̖͉͔̤̮ͩ̂ͭ̾ͭε̴̺̫̣͚̹̥̆̈͂̅͢͢=͓̰̠̖̮̭͚̺̥ͬ̐̎͊̄͗ͮ͜ἑ͉͓̰̖̥̰ͫͪ͆̀≠͇̝̠̣̘̺̇̇͗̎ͮ̔ͨ͝ͅε͐̊̊͆҉̯̤̝̳=̷ͬ́̌ͥͯ͌͡҉̮̼̦ε̛̰͍͔͎̬̾͆̀=̑̄͆͋̎̄ͣͨ̋͏̭͖̦ε͓̯̭̯̞̙̮͕̊ͤ̌͌̊=̭͖͙̥̠̪̜̱̿̓̑ε̡̭̦̇͑̋̒̅ͭ=̮̹̰̘͙͌̔ͮ͛͒̃̾̍͜┌̨̢̺̭̏͗ͫ̃̊̆ͤ́(̻͔̗̮͗ͪ͞;̲̘̑̓͒͋̐̏ͦ́̌͘￣̷̗͔̖̋́͗͊ͧͤ̓◇̴̮̪͙̟̭̬̟͍̋̾̄̒ͤͯ́￣̨̮͍ͣ̄̾͜͡)̸̗̼̣͔͓̅┘̡̻͍̘̠͕͖̩̺͚ͭͪ͌̆́͜ὲ̨͎̤̆̀͜=̧ͭ̅͝͏̟̠̱̯̰̱̜̭ε̬̠͉͂̔͢=̨̜͚̰̹̫͍ͧ̾̑̎̈ε͖̯̏̔͗͊͜=̬͍̟̝̻̲̹͍̇̏͘͠ε̷͚̠̦̘̤̃̌ͮ̽̑̚͝=͙̙̩ͨε̨̿̈͏̪͔̲̖̞͔̟̰͓=̶̬͖̙͙̹͙̱ͧ͛̊̓̌ͯͮ̚ε͙̌̏̕=̶̶͓̩̠͈͋̄͑̏̌͒ͅ┌͉͈̫̲͐̀ͬ́͊(̷̜͖̪̪͋ͪ͛͢ͅ;̨̝̘̩̺̱̞͉̼͉̓̌͋ͫ￣̰̫̊͌͜͠◇̹͚̦͋ͪ́̚̕͞￣̑͛̑̍ͮ̍̏̚͏̸͈̼̥̕)̖̤̒ͮͩ̕┘̛̠ͤ̽̽͜C̺͍͑ͬ̿ͮ̐U̧̫͇̘̱̼̦̖͋̍͊ͥ̐N̝̯͙̗̭̳̝̑T̶̟̭̤̪̠͔͇̯͙͑̐̔̓̅