Mark Facebook buys the Oculus

https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10101319050523971

Carmack no ;_;

Never will i able to strap-on their kit to my handsome visage to enter cyberspace and weld daikatanas like Hiro Protomoto.

Now you will put in on an it will be Facepoints and FarmSaga pop-ups.

Imagine a boot strapped to a human face - forever.

Oh no! This means my loli simulator will be banned. I want to die.