How are breasts attractive?

Seriously, they are just a couple of sacks of meat. Why the fuck do men go crazy about them? It makes no fucking sense. I am not a fucking child; I have no need for breast milk. Surely this has to be a mass dick waving contest or something, where very guy has t try to profess his love of tits more than everyone else or be called gay.

Well I'm going to break this cycle. I am no fag and I like tits perky and small, or if not that, then flat. Not a fucking pair of exploding masses of fat smashed together.

Anyone agree, or have some other insight to add?

Flat chests are cute. They make me want to tell the girl to do her homework and go to bed. Huge titties that could suffocate me make me want to put my dick between them, squeeze them together, and fuck them until I cum under the girls chin.

I don't know what's wrong with you people who don't feel the same, but I suspect that you will probably have to be marched into ovens or gas chambers before the world can see true prosperity.