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whats the most cool guy programming language

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 17:54

hey
i want to learn programming, but i don't to be a fucking nerd, recommend me some language for people that get blowjobs, smoke weed at parties every friday night, play call of duty on xbox and listens to hip-hop.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 17:57

COBOL

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 17:57

Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 18:21

Prolog

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 18:31

>>1
Probably BlitzBasic

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 18:35

>>1
FreePascal and flatassembler are two other choices.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 19:18

Definitely Rust.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 20:22

Ruby and JavaScript are deffo bro-tier.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 20:26

Python unfortunately.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 20:42

You know you've been reading /prog/ too much when you start autocorrecting 'guy' to 'goy'.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 20:47

>>9
This

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 22:13

>>9
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 22:46

>>10
Goys are never cool.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 22:59

HTML if you like the ladies. C if you want to have sex with bearded old men.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 23:01

>>14
That's HTML5 to you, goy.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 2:04

>>13
Goyim is the plural, you stupid goy.

Name: Stardust !!c+EFskHHCpxRUCs 2014-03-21 3:11

Going with what another guy said, try Rust, or if that is not your flavour try Falcon.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 4:21

u can never achieve those just only with language. feeling bad to say programming is just a part of goal!!!! u need to learn a lot more else u ll end up with 'Hello World!'.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 9:38

Rust, Ruby, Javascript, Python, HTML5, CSS, flatassembler and maybe haskell

Name: 19 2014-03-21 9:38

oh yes, don't forget Java, C#, Visual basic 6/.net, quick basic

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 15:34

PHP for contact forms

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 15:41

lisp :^))))))))))))))))))))

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-22 4:40

>>1
listens to hip-hop
Just die, untermensch.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-22 5:14

ALGOL 60

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-22 5:38

Oberon.
http://www.oberon.ethz.ch/

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