Dirty Old Joseph the Unix Hacker

DIS ONES FOR ALL DA RETOIDS IN ##c@irc.freenode.net AND ALL DA RETOIDS IN comp.lang.c.

Still using his mainframe, still hanging onto scraps.

Still reinventing libc for all of his apps.

The chortling, snorting, farting old coote

has been shitting on the Internet for longer than moot.

U CAN STILL IMPLEMENT 8-BIT ADDRESSING ON SYSTEMS WITH CHAR_BIT > 8.

DA DIFFERENCE IS DAT DA BURDEN IS PLACED ON DA C IMPLEMENTER, NOT DA C PROGRAMMER (WHICH IS WHERE DA BURDEN IS PLACED BY DA STANDARD).