Dirty Old Joseph the Unix Hacker

DIS ONES FOR ALL DA RETOIDS IN ##c@irc.freenode.net AND ALL DA RETOIDS IN comp.lang.c.

Still using his mainframe, still hanging onto scraps.

Still reinventing libc for all of his apps.

The chortling, snorting, farting old coote

has been shitting on the Internet for longer than moot.

>>8
YAINT RED DA FUCKIN STANDARD. uint8_t AINT REQUIRED BY DA FUCKIN C IMPLEMENTATION.

>>9
JUST GO 2 ONE OF DA COMMITEEE SESSIONS N STEEL A COPY FROM WUN OF DOSE RETOIDS WHO REPRESENT MICROSOFT.