My app idea. How to monetize?

I'm calling it Beat The Pedos. It uses a social networking to catalogue all the freaks in the user's area and schedules beatings for them. For example, of one particular pedo has gone a month without being attacked, it finds five or six users that have some free time and sends them to pay the sick fuck a visit. Rough them up a little, smash their 2hu dolls - it keeps them in line.

Obviously, I'm making it as a public service sort of thing, but it would be nice to be rewarded for all my hard work. Still, I'll be honest and admit that there is obviously very little chance of any reputable ad network putting ads here, and if I charge money then I might not reach enough people. Any ideas on how to monetize?

what is wrong with being a pedo?

>>2
It's racist.

Donations.

>>2
They sage threads, which breaks the normal flow of conversation. It's like sending someone a letter, but marking the envelope with "you've been preapproved for this credit card" so they throw it away thinking its junk mail, then getting mad that they didn't read it.

It's also cowardly. Saging is like that dorky loser kid in school that even the nerds beat up that daydreams about shooting up the school. If you've got something to say, face your opponent like a man, not a sniveling little bitch. It's something a (dishonorable) woman would do.

But anyway, I'm not convinced that most of them would survive regular beatings for very long. As much animosity I have towards them, I cannot condone scheduling witch hunts like this. Therefore, I must condemn >>1's program, if only to avoid being labeled an accessory to murder when thousands of innocents are killed by rag(g)ing feminists.

>>1
You could charge a fee for getting delisted (on a subscription basis)

Maybe they could install the app and they would get a pop-up "whoops, looks like tomorrow is a beatnsday", and they could pay a little something to schedule the old ultraviolence for next week instead.

All handled smoothly as an in-app purchase.

freemium!!!!

I'm making a competing app called `Beat The Degenerates'. It crowd sources a database of all active queers or trannies, and sends a pack of niggers to wipe them out, the the klan to get rid of the niggers, the the cops to get rid of the hicks.

>>8
What happens when the cops are the hicks?

>>6
>le pedophile droog

>>9
It calls in the national guard to wipe them out. If that fails, then I will personally pay a visit amd use my dubs to slaughter everyone in a ten kilometer radius.

my app idea is to make a bomb defusing game that when you lose your phone explodes