Virtual Currency Engineering

--Small bonus for early adopters
--Stable valuation (maybe leaning towards inflatory, but not essential)
--One Wallet per User (possibly using a silly biometric, such as Big Toe Fingerprint ;) Bio-coin? ^^
--Ability to mine limited (Daily allowance? 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8... Finite sum of infinite sequence? variable valuation??)

--Security / etc?

Luke, you should know better than to make a thread this awful.

Besides, the reason you're a worthless, unemployed janitor is because you deserve nothing more in life. Don't dream above your station by making lame get-rich-quick schemes ripping off all the other scamcoins.