Name: Anonymous 2014-02-26 15:38
So, I'm founding a new startup in the SF region. We're going to be developing SmartCameras that are small enough to fit inside a vagina or anus to record sex from the inside the person taking the cock. We hope that this will innovate the stagnated pornography industry, and plan to implement teledildonics at a later time.
The obvious problem here is light. Sadly, in order to capture light, light must be present, but that requires lots of energy, while the camera must be really small, and batteries aren't something that it is smart to shove up a vagina. To work around this, we're going to use an ultra tiny LED and use statistical methods to reconstruct the image, then recolor the resulting video feed to a shade of pink or brown.
But that leads another problem with power: it takes lots of processing power to perform so many statistics operations on a video in real time. The solution to this is to upload the raw feed into the cloud, and reconstruct and recolor the images there.
This complicates billing quite a bit. The camera natively captures at 4K resolution, but there is no good way to downscale the image before the image is reconstructed, meaning that there is no real reduction of computing power; the customer cannot only pay for the resolution they need. This puts it out of reach for the casual pornographer.
Overall, I think I have a pretty solid product. I use my service myself and have no issues recommending it to friends. I'd love to hear some feedback and recommendations about it as well.
The obvious problem here is light. Sadly, in order to capture light, light must be present, but that requires lots of energy, while the camera must be really small, and batteries aren't something that it is smart to shove up a vagina. To work around this, we're going to use an ultra tiny LED and use statistical methods to reconstruct the image, then recolor the resulting video feed to a shade of pink or brown.
But that leads another problem with power: it takes lots of processing power to perform so many statistics operations on a video in real time. The solution to this is to upload the raw feed into the cloud, and reconstruct and recolor the images there.
This complicates billing quite a bit. The camera natively captures at 4K resolution, but there is no good way to downscale the image before the image is reconstructed, meaning that there is no real reduction of computing power; the customer cannot only pay for the resolution they need. This puts it out of reach for the casual pornographer.
Overall, I think I have a pretty solid product. I use my service myself and have no issues recommending it to friends. I'd love to hear some feedback and recommendations about it as well.