I Have Code Synthesia

I can smell the code that I read. For instance, the Linux kernel smells like the musk left behind after people have sex in a closed space. The code to GIMP smells like cherries with a hint of burned toast. Coreutils has the disinfected smell of a hospital, with the occasional whiff of hobo piss like New Orleans.  Closure source smells like what I imagine is the smell you would get halfway through the process of rendering a rotting human corpse down to soap.

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