The singularity is near.

If you aren't become rich in the next five years, you'll be left behind forever.

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Your used pre-owned lolibot will have a rusty anus that will make your dick fall off. Then you'll have to print a new dick, but the only ones you can afford are niggerdicks. Your virtual universe will be incapable of simulating humans sufficiently to feel pain, so you can't rule over them as God. Eventually, you'll die young at only 1352 years old because the nearest nanohospital is fifty light years away and you can't afford the space ambulance.