Star Trek is stupid

"Oh no! Some weird, sexy alien with plastic glued to her forehead has incapacitated Captain Kirk and is impersonating him. Again!"
"Oh ho ho I am so logical let us use my elf intuition to find the real captain."
"Oh shit, ten men wearing red just got killed! Best set our phasers to kill."
"Whelp, that's solved Mr. Spock. Beam us up, Scotty, we've got millions of more uncharted alien planets to go fuck with."

How can you stupid nerds even watch this shit?

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