Star Trek is stupid

"Oh no! Some weird, sexy alien with plastic glued to her forehead has incapacitated Captain Kirk and is impersonating him. Again!"
"Oh ho ho I am so logical let us use my elf intuition to find the real captain."
"Oh shit, ten men wearing red just got killed! Best set our phasers to kill."
"Whelp, that's solved Mr. Spock. Beam us up, Scotty, we've got millions of more uncharted alien planets to go fuck with."

How can you stupid nerds even watch this shit?

I don't watch Star Trek.
I've never seen a Star Wars movie.
I've never seen or read Harry Potter or LOTR.
I don't read or watch sci-fi or fantasy in general.
I don't watch anime, except for the works of Miyazaki, Satoshi Kon and few others.
I don't read manga or western comics.
I don't enjoy Japanese mythology, except for a handful of samurai movies (Yojimbo trilogy, Lady Snowblood, etc.).
I don't enjoy Asian music.

I do enjoy RPGs (vidya, not pen-and-paper), though I rarely find time to play them. Other than that and programming, I basically fail at nerd culture.