/prog/ - Being the little girl

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 10:59

What programming language do little girls use?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 11:03

wavascript

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 12:11

It depends on the girl. Nitori writes in her custom language, K++, while Remi prefers to make erotic games about herself in Game Maker Language. Dai-chan hacks away in Ruby when the mood strikes her, Alice uses Lisp to code her dolls, and Youmu doesn't program at all.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 12:15

I am a little girl and I use C ^^
I'm also making my own Functional/logic programming language :3

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 15:23

>>3
What about SATORI?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 16:10

>>3
What about Yuuka-sama? She is not a little girl, but do you think she programs?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 17:07

>>6
Java (cuz she's so fuckin' slow, lel)!

Name: touhou fan 2014-02-07 17:44

>>7
hahahaha
top lel

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 18:45

>>4
on the internet nobody knows that you are a little girl

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 18:45

BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 19:14

that kimochi feel when dubs

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 20:30

>>7
what a comedyman!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 22:56

>>5
Satori transcends programming; she needs no language. But if she feels like doing it for some reason, she uses Racket of course.

>>6
She picked up a super advanced language from the future when she crossed over into the Seihou project, the one used to program the super loli robot maid VIVIT. I don't know the details, but rumor has it that it is designed on quantum analog magic computers, whatever that means.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 23:11

>>9
I may have a penis but I'm still a little girl!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-07 23:23

>>14
pic related
http://imgur.com/l824QaY

also gender is a social construct and you have the very same right to choose your own type as a variable in some dynamic language

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 0:55

>>15
I born that way!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 1:05

>>15
STATIC LANGUAGES ARE TRANSPHOBIC

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 3:57

>>17
check your root privilege

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-09 5:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zWf39lEkng&t=1m5s

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