What's wrong with C++?

What's wrong with C++ and where the fuck the name Sepples comes from?

C++ is what you get when you take a really beautifully simple language and then tack a whole bunch of needless crap on to it in really weird ways.
For instance, what the shit is this cout << stuff?
What's wrong with just using puts() or printf()?
Why have <<, why not just pass args like you do with every single other function?