Useless Non-Programmers Who Love Programming

Has anyone from this board actually written anything of note
? I, for example, am the inventor of Haskell, and have been a longtime /prague/ lurker. What have you ever done?

I wrote some failed incomplete apps and games.
I've also been trying to learn cs on my own (I'm the author of the genetic programming thread), but right now I'm just studying some inane shit for my university entry exam.