God is a programmer.

God - 1
Atheist - NEGATIVE OVER 9000

I am a programmer.  Does that make me God?

>>3
I was joking, you dumb nigger.

>>4
Suuuuuuure, you were only pretending to be retarded.

Some Gods are programmers, indeed. Those who name things and thus bring them to existence. They declare variables and assign values.
God in Genesis (and God saith, 'Let light be;' and light is), Thot, the language designer, Hermes Trismegistus... Just read about hermetism and alchemy.