new /prog/

I come here, it's not summer, there is a thread called faggernews, and in it I see two helicopters and a post that says "FUCK GOOGLE +".

Should we make a new /prog/?

Are you ``new'' here or something?

>>2
This is exactly what I mean.

Yeah.
I don't know exactly what /prog/ did, but it's earned itself several dedicated spammers and a couple of dedicated autists.
If you actually want to talk about programming this probably isn't the place anymore

>>4
I'm still here contributing quality posts when I can. My specialties are C, Scheme and Python so I don't really contribute  to other threads.

Some faggot already made a new /prog/ and he's likely the one spamming all this shit so people flock to his shitty website. In fact, he's probably OP.

It's all fine with me, as long as he sticks to page 1.

>>6
Give me his URL, I'll do some investigating.

>>8
http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/

>>6
I'm sure blaming everything on one user will improve the quality of this board.
I'm sure every theory concerning a few people and Internet drama has always been true.
I'm sure people who make up those theories have always been right.

It's funny how some desperate retards try to stick to the first theory they can pull out of their asses so they feel relieved, when they're in fact living a big lie. Some faggot tried making a /prog/ alternative? Well, I'm pretty sure nobody has ever thought of doing that! What an innovative idea. In fact, it's so innovative, everyone is afraid of trying the alternative. Pretty sure the same faggot is posting there, every day, replying to himself while he cries in a corner.

Guess what, you're wrong you dumbfuck. It's not just one person who's conspiring against you. If you've been here for more than one week, you would know people have been planning an exodus for years. Some reasons for that being Shii^tchan and tides from Reddit, HN, /b/ or /g/.

If you still think the recent /b/ spam, the previous pedophile spam, the procurement of a expensive VPS, the proposal of a full-fledged standard for a distributed BBS, the multiple fast posts in the Tablecat refuge thread and the activity at the other board are just one bored faggot doing stupid shit, you ought to go back to Reddit.

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>>12
I'm turned on by this.

>>12
Oh, wow.

>>11
>le mad pedophile

"Posting comments on YouTube doesn't work. Posting comments on /prog/ works. Let's spam our idiotic ASCII art on /prog/ instead!"

Idiots.

>>16
The youtube thing came after the spam

We have been trying to make a ``new'' /prog/ for, like, how much, was it 6 years?  There is never going to be a ``new'' /prog/.

>>18
/prog/ hasn't been full of /g/tards literally spamming for 6 years

>>19
It had its share of spammers, although shitposts didn't constitute 95% of posts back then, and there were threads with 5 or even 10 (!) meaningful and on-topic posts in a row.