Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 0:27
What's the best resource for learning how to program? I'm reading SICP and have K&R downloaded, but as for learning languages and starting on project euler, what's a good way to go about it?
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>Be me, average kid; not good looking or bad looking.
9/10 Teacher talking to kid in front of me in class
>She is leaning over his desk, can see down her shirt so fuck load of cleavage.
>She catches me, face turns red quickly puts hand on chest to push shirt up to close gap
>I look down, pretend I saw nothing
>Class over, teacher asks me to stay behind
>Everything going through me mind, immediately think of all the porn I have watched. Come to the conclusion she wants my dick.
>Stay in chair, wait for everyone to leave
>Teacher closes classroom door, here comes the blowjobs!
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>Starts spouting some feminazi bullshit, how I oppressed her by looking down her top and that I am Lucky she isnt reporting me for sexual harassment.
>Opinions of her change instantly, finish getting lectured and go to lunch period.
>See her about a month later in the city with another woman, turns out she is a dyke. Go figure.