/prog/ - HTML isn't a real programming language.

Name: Toner 2013-10-07 20:25

Takes zero skill and approximately five minutes to learn and fully comprehend.

Name: dickshit 2013-10-07 20:49

easy to use doesn't disqualify it from being a language. lack of control flow on the other hand....

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-07 21:29

>>2
Agreed.

Name: euhuehuaeh 2013-10-07 22:40

>>2
It's not Turing Complete.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-07 22:42

of course it's not, it never intended to be
does it have variables? if-clauses? looping? no, it is just data telling the browser what to display

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-07 23:16

>>5

Clearly not an expert XSL programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 1:55

HTML is a markup language. Not a programming language. They're two separate things.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 1:59

>>7
You mom and my cock are two separate things.

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 2:02

Use XML instead.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 3:14

>>7
HTML is a Turing incomplete programming language, but a programming language nonetheless.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 4:43

>>11
If it's not Turing complete, there's no reason to call it a programming language. You can call it a domain specific language because it is one, but it is not a general purpose programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 5:09

>>12
So, "programming language" == "general purpose programming language". And then special purpose (domain specific) programming language actually means "special purpose general purpose programming language". Cool definitions, bro. Reminds me of the SJW favourite "racism == institutional racism".

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 7:01

>>13
>le pedophile sage
Also, fuck off to /g/. Those are the definitions provided by the entire body of computer science, but feel free to be an idiot if you like.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 7:38

wut about XML?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 11:09

>>14
Those are the definitions provided by the entire body of computer science
Lol citation needed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 11:23

>>14
>>16
You're done kid.

REKT

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 12:13

>>17
Learn to quote, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 12:15

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nice dubs

Name: Burn 2013-10-08 14:42

Sup Pah Uhl.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 14:43

penis xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 14:43

<---------------- check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 15:00

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 15:10

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-08 16:14

>>20
No way

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-02 20:55

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Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 9:52

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Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 19:16

>>4

HTML5 + CSS3 is turing complete though.

HTML isn't a real programming language.

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