redpill me on sage

why do pedophiles use sage? what does it have to do with anything?

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Please refrain from using any of my /prog/ memes. That includes:

-sage
-hax my anus
-ironic shitposting
-polecat
-dubs
-ironic greentexting
-farts
-calling other people pedophiles

This is not a comprehensive list. I've started so many memes that I can't keep track of all of them.