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Redpill me on ruby /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-07 8:56

I understand you prefer Python or Perl in this chan.

I want to learn to program and I was recommended Ruby as a beginner-friendly language. What is the catch? Why do you hate it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-07 9:05

Use Ruby if

1. You're gay
2. You enjoy sucking cocks
3. You're willing to put with terribly written libraries

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-07 9:15

>>1
beginner-friendly language
Catch is that it's slow as fuck and for ``beginners''.
Don't learn FIOC, learn lisp or C

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-07 9:22

I know C is very fast but too hard for beginning. lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-07 9:33

>>4
Well instead of learning something useful for a few purposes, why not learn something better and helpful in the long run?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 12:16

"Hard" is relative.

And besides, is it harder to learn to do something right the first time, or is it harder to go back and re-learn how to program later, because you broke your teeth on a language that allowed you to get away with some really bad habits?

C is unforgiving in some ways, but its low-level nature means you'll come out with a better understanding of how programming works under the hood, which will make you better on other languages.

I don't have any lisp experience, but it looks interesting. Manipulating lisp strings is often better memory-wise, if my understanding is correct.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 12:34

C is unforgiving in some ways, but its low-level nature means you'll come out with a better understanding of how programming works under the hood, which will make you better on other languages.
Thanks. But a better way would be assembly + LISP for macros

http://zwizwa.be/staapl/staapl.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 13:00

>>7
Nice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 13:16

Learn Pascal for a beginner friendly language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 20:03

Real programmers don't use Pascal
http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html

Name: nigger !xi8/JKFwzo 2013-09-08 20:21

Ruby is for racist nips.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-09 8:17

Ruby is a very beginner-friendly language, but using it may make you hate other languages. Also, it is very slow. Do not use it for anything requiring more computing power than perhaps a moderate sized 2d game.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-09 8:57

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Name: Anonymous 2013-09-09 12:27

I don't like it because I don't want to have to check my privilege every time I start up an interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-09 18:08

>>14

Running Ruby does not require you to check your privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-09 18:11

>>15
WYPMP

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-10 3:47

>>16

???

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-12 21:55

>>1
Ruby was literally designed to be the next Perl, that's why it has that name. But it can never get close to Perl without basic features like strict mode and autovivification. So go straight to the language Ruby wishes it could be when it grows up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-13 22:27

>>18

Strict mode is unnecessary and Ruby supports autovivification through metaprogramming if you need it. Furthermore, Ruby has multiple influences, not just Perl. It's main influence would probably be Smalltalk given the fact that it's purely object oriented. It's also borrows from Lisp (higher order functions) and Python (syntax that reads like executable pseudocode).

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:13

>>12
>using it may make you hate other languages
You mean like diapers may make you hate having to get up and use an actual toilet?

nerfed programming education = nerfed programming ability

(also, how do i shot quote)

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:16

[q]test[/q]

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:17

[quote]test[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:19

>>22
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:22

test

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:23

implying

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:24

le pedophile quote

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:25

... seriously? who wrote this shitty board software?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:28

le underline

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 19:40

>>27
your mom did, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 20:16

>>27
its a guy name Shii

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-14 20:21

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Name: Anonymous 2013-09-15 5:34

'is' _there_ |some| -kind- @of@ ^formatting^ #tutorial# =in= \this\ /bitch/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-15 5:35

>>31
faggot you're doing it wrong. please stop.

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