Post those late night coding experiences

>coding late at night (very early in the morning, whatever)
>3 AM, inb4 >12 hour clock
>severely sleep deprived
>start hearing voices that aren't there
>see things out of corner of eyes
>short term memory going to shit
>fuck it, I'll continue tomorrow
>save files, go on le /prog/

every time, /prog/. how do you stay up for days working on a single project?

>Be 14
>Then a coprophile, and I mean hardcore, used to jack off with my own shit every day and stick chapstick up my ass and then smear the shitty jizzy mess all over the wall and have my mom beat the shit oot of me with Mr. Unhappy Spoon after she saw it
>Be using the computer in the living room one day while mom was away, 16 year old sister was home though
>Have to poop really bad
>Poop into my hand and jack off with it while browsing FF7 scat hentai
>Hear my sister screech at me when she caught me
>Dashes into the kitchen and aboot to grab the phone to call mom
>Quickly grab a dirty frying pan from nearby
>"Hey I know, I'll just use my trusty frying pan as a bludgeoning pan"
>Hit her in the head a few times until she's bleeding pretty badly and knocked out cold
>Drag her unconscious body into the bathroom and enjoy an hoor or two of amazing butt and mooth stuff that mostly involved me fucking her in the ass as well as digging into her rectum and harvesting a few logs, not very soft or mushy but still passable as far as texture
>Feels good man (the beating I received from mom and the four-month institutionalization afterward didn't though)