Anti-Necro posting fix

(you're free to suggest this to /q/, Moot or mods)
If you don't want to people to resurrect old threads or prefer the content to be fresh,
Just set the algorithm for bumping such that each new post doesn't move a thread to the top
but bumps thread position one higher.
e.g.
thread #1
thread #2
thread #3 <--new post moves this thread to position of thread #2 which falls to #3
Currently, even captcha doesn't prevent necroposting. It is a flaw of many forums, but most have age limits (e.g. thread older than X days are not bumped).

>>7
Those aren't "small board" solutions, those are "we're being drowned by dedicated spammers" solutions.

3
Would be ok. Minimal-duration bans (0.5 to 1 minute) would be an easy hack and would help fend off trying to brute-force the "solution."
6
Too strict. Some people can only learn by rote.
7
Too sctrict. "I'm typing this because the post is too short" is more annoying than 1-character posts.
8
Fuck that
9
Generally not enough of a problem for the effort it would take. And spammers usually don't shove more than a few links into one post.
10
Overkill
11
WAY overkill. Typos happen, other languages are spoken, etc.
12
Too strict: Typos, formatting, etc.
15
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? YES NO
16
Nested / repeated spoilers are valid formatting. Select the text if it bothers you so much.
17
Why not also a corpus updated hourly?
19
I approve of this one
22
Concrete "sequel" and "prequel" options would work better, especially for archiving.

Textboard extension
As a prospective user I don't want a goddamn showcase, I want something that works without any bullshit.