/prog/ personas you need to know

A  helpful guide to newcomers:
Gerald Sussman - Author of SICP(a book popular on /prog/)
Harold Abelson - Co-author of SICP(has a darker reputation for some reason)
Mat Dickie - Game designer that "seizes an art form by the throat and drags it to its apex"
Mentifex - Inventor of revolutionary AI
FrozenVoid - Inventor of Infinite Compression and various javascripts
Terry A. Davis - Creator of Losethos/SparrowOS/TempleOS
Xarn - Some faggot that /prog/ worshiped briefly because he could write python scripts
Nikita Sadkov - Antisemitic poster, inventor of Symta language
Lel-kun - a poster that imitates /g/ speech ironically
Cudder - Assembly programmer, anonix OS designer
MrVacBob - The moderator nominally assigned to text boards
!WokonZwxw2 - some oldfag troll
Leah Culver - horrible programmer that got attention from /prog/
Haxus the Great - memetic poster
Bjarne - Inventor of C++(called SEPPLES here) who is reviled by most regulars
Alan Turing - (on /prog/ Anal Touring) famous CS persona
Simon Peyton Jones - (here Simon Peyote Joints) Lead Haskell developer
RMS - Richard Matthew Stallman(free software activist),the real author of GNU/Lunix
Guido - Guido Von Rossum, inventor of Python language
Linus - Linus Torvalds,lead maintainer of Linux OS
Randall - Author of xkcd comics
Zed Shaw - Ruby programmer
FFP - Feminist Female Programmer, a troll
Tablecat - memetic cat ASCII art personality
kodak_gallery_programmer - manager of mental midgets scrubbing    /prog/
MILKRIBS4k - /lounge/ shitposter
RedCream    - /lounge/ shitposter
Touhous - a collective term for anime girls in the Touhou game series

The real saviours are forgotten to the books of history.

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