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One /prog/ "Anonymous" messaged me on social network. It was discovered that he isn't even a programmers, haven't readed his SICP and still attends high-school, being neurotypical alpha with friends and "empathy". He was constantly talking about seducing girls and substance abusing, especially LSD; he also appears to be the author of "smoke weed every day memo". In general I failed to get any programming discussion with him, besides usual knowled/g/e - his answer was that "coding wont get you laid." I even suspect he browses teh Internets from teh phone out of a classroom, due to slow typing speed.
Such are the denizens of /prog/.