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MySQL sucks

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 11:21

Seriously this language is a piece of shit. What was the problem of the guy who made it. I sincerely hope he is raped by AIDS-plagued chimps who tear off his arms and piss on his face.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 11:27

MySQL
Language
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 12:13

>>2
It actually is, language is in the title.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 12:16

>>2
e/g/in /g/woting /g/roski

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 12:17

>>3
Do you believe everything you read, or do you make special exceptions for enterprise agile infinitely scalable rapidly deployable turnkey web 2.0 distributed database solutions?

Name: Sussmanymous 2013-08-16 12:27

MySQL is now MySICP !
/prog/ is tasked as the design committee !
You have 24 hours to crowdsource an SEXP representation of the relational calculus AND incorporate call-with-current-continuation semantics into the calculus to augment it to undecidable problem space capabilities !
Go !

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 8:10


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