I've replaced my mechanical keyboard with a $10 Lenovo rubber dome. I fucking enjoy the typing precision: one keystroke = one and only one character. It just never fails. It feels safe, you could probably drive the space shuttle with them.
I pretend to not know /g/ memes, and try to imitate /prog/ memes as hard as I can (always failing at it pretty badly).
Oh, wait, I shouldn't even say I'm trying to imitate them, because I am from /prog/! I swear to God I've always been here! >le implyin/g/ i'm from le land of le /g/reentext retards XD