I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

25:29
And Jacob sod pottage; and Esau came in from the field, and he was faint.

25:30
And Esau said to Jacob: 'Let me swallow, I pray thee, some of this red, red pottage; for I am faint.' Therefore was his name called Edom.

25:31
And Jacob said: 'Sell me first thy birth right.'

25:32
And Esau said: 'Behold, I am at the point to die; and what profit shall the birthright do to me?'

25:33
And Jacob said: 'Swear to me first'; and he swore unto him; and he sold his birthright unto Jacob.

25:34
And Jacob gave Esau bread and pottage of lentils; and he did eat and drink, and rose up, and went his way. So Esau despised his birthright.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 025 --

Genesis - Chapter 026

26:1
And there was a famine in the land, beside the first famine that was in the days of Abraham. And Isaac went unto Abimelech king of the Philistines unto Gerar.

26:2
And the Lord appeared unto him, and said: 'Go not down unto Egypt; dwell in the land which I shall tell thee of.

26:3
Sojourn in this land, and I will be with thee, and will bless thee; for unto thee, and unto thy seed, I will give all these lands, and I will establish the oath which I swore unto Abraham thy father;

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and I will multiply thy seed as the stars of heaven, and will give unto thy seed all these lands; and by thy seed shall all the nations of the earth bless themselves;

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because that Abraham hearkened to My voice, and kept My charge, My commandments, My statutes, and My laws.'

26:6
And Isaac dwelt in Gerar.

26:7
And the men of the place asked him of his wife; and he said: 'She is my sister'; for he feared to say: 'My wife'; 'lest the men of the place should kill me for Rebekah, because she is fair to look upon.'

26:8
And it came to pass, when he had been there a long time, that Abimelech king of the Philistines looked out at a window, and saw, and, behold, Isaac was sporting with Rebekah his wife.

26:9
And Abimelech called Isaac, and said: 'Behold, of a surety she is thy wife; and how saidst thou: She is my sister?' And Isaac said unto him: 'Because I said: Lest I die because of her.'

26:10
And Abimelech said: 'What is this thou hast done unto us? one of the people might easily have lain with thy wife, and thou wouldest have brought guiltiness upon us.'

26:11
And Abimelech charged all the people, saying: 'He that toucheth this man or his wife shall surely be put to death.'

26:12
And Isaac sowed in that land, and found in the same year a hundred-fold; and the Lord blessed him.

26:13
And the man waxed great, and grew more and more until he became very great.

26:14
And he had possessions of flocks, and possessions of herds, and a great household; and the Philistines envied him.

26:15
Now all the wells which his father's servants had digged in the days of Abraham his father, the Philistines had stopped them, and filled them with earth.

26:16
And Abimelech said unto Isaac: 'Go from us; for thou art much mightier than we.'

26:17
And Isaac departed thence, and encamped in the valley of Gerar, and dwelt there.

26:18
And Isaac digged again the wells of water, which they had digged in the days of Abraham his father; for the Philistines had stopped them after the death of Abraham; and he called their names after the names by which his father had called them.

26:19
And Isaac's servants digged in the valley, and found there a well of living water.

26:20
And the herdmen of Gerar strove with Isaac's herdmen, saying: 'The water is ours.' And he called the name of the well Esek; because they contended with him.

26:21
And they digged another well, and they strove for that also. And he called the name of it Sitnah.

26:22
And he removed from thence, and digged another well; and for that they strove not. And he called the name of it Rehoboth; and he said: 'For now the Lord hath made room for us, and we shall be fruitful in the land.'

26:23
And he went up from thence to Beer-sheba.

26:24
And the Lord appeared unto him the same night, and said: 'I am the God of Abraham thy father. Fear not, for I am with thee, and will bless thee, and multiply thy seed for My servant Abraham's sake.'

26:25
And he builded an altar there, and called upon the name of the Lord, and pitched his tent there; and there Isaac's servants digged a well.

26:26
Then Abimelech went to him from Gerar, and Ahuzzath his friend, and Phicol the captain of his host.

26:27
And Isaac said unto them: 'Wherefore are ye come unto me, seeing ye hate me, and have sent me away from you?'

26:28
And they said: 'We saw plainly that the Lord was with thee; and we said: Let there now be an oath betwixt us, even betwixt us and thee, and let us make a covenant with thee;

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that thou wilt do us no hurt, as we have not touched thee, and as we have done unto thee nothing but good, and have sent thee away in peace; thou art now the blessed of the Lord.'

26:30
And he made them a feast, and they did eat and drink.

26:31
And they rose up betimes in the morning, and swore one to another; and Isaac sent them away, and they departed from him in peace.

26:32
And it came to pass the same day, that Isaac's servants came, and told him concerning the well which they had digged, and said unto him: 'We have found water.'

26:33
And he called it Shibah. Therefore the name of the city is Beer-sheba unto this day.