I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

19:36
Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

19:37
And the first-born bore a son, and called his name Moab--the same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.

19:38
And the younger, she also bore a son, and called his name Ben-ammi--the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 019 --

Genesis - Chapter 020

20:1
And Abraham journeyed from thence toward the land of the South, and dwelt between Kadesh and Shur; and he sojourned in Gerar.

20:2
And Abraham said of Sarah his wife: 'She is my sister.' And Abimelech king of Gerar sent, and took Sarah.

20:3
But God came to Abimelech in a dream of the night, and said to him: 'Behold, thou shalt die, because of the woman whom thou hast taken; for she is a man's wife.'

20:4
Now Abimelech had not come near her; and he said: 'L-rd, wilt Thou slay even a righteous nation?

20:5
Said he not himself unto me: She is my sister? and she, even she herself said: He is my brother. In the simplicity of my heart and the innocency of my hands have I done this.'

20:6
And God said unto him in the dream: 'Yea, I know that in the simplicity of thy heart thou hast done this, and I also withheld thee from sinning against Me. Therefore suffered I thee not to touch her.

20:7
Now therefore restore the man's wife; for he is a prophet, and he shall pray for thee, and thou shalt live; and if thou restore her not, know thou that thou shalt surely die, thou, and all that are thine.'

20:8
And Abimelech rose early in the morning, and called all his servants, and told all these things in their ears; and the men were sore afraid.

20:9
Then Abimelech called Abraham, and said unto him: 'What hast thou done unto us? and wherein have I sinned against thee, that thou hast brought on me and on my kingdom a great sin? thou hast done deeds unto me that ought not to be done.'

20:10
And Abimelech said unto Abraham: 'What sawest thou, that thou hast done this thing?'

20:11
And Abraham said: 'Because I thought: Surely the fear of God is not in this place; and they will slay me for my wife's sake.

20:12
And moreover she is indeed my sister, the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and so she became my wife.

20:13
And it came to pass, when God caused me to wander from my father's house, that I said unto her: This is thy kindness which thou shalt show unto me; at every place whither we shall come, say of me: He is my brother.'

20:14
And Abimelech took sheep and oxen, and men-servants and women-servants, and gave them unto Abraham, and restored him Sarah his wife.

20:15
And Abimelech said: 'Behold, my land is before thee: dwell where it pleaseth thee.'

20:16
And unto Sarah he said: 'Behold, I have given thy brother a thousand pieces of silver; behold, it is for thee a covering of the eyes to all that are with thee; and before all men thou art righted.'

20:17
And Abraham prayed unto God; and God healed Abimelech, and his wife, and his maid-servants; and they bore children.

20:18
For the Lord had fast closed up all the wombs of the house of Abimelech, because of Sarah Abraham's wife.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 020 --

Genesis - Chapter 021

21:1
And the Lord remembered Sarah as He had said, and the Lord did unto Sarah as He had spoken.

21:2
And Sarah conceived, and bore Abraham a son in his old age, at the set time of which God had spoken to him.

21:3
And Abraham called the name of his son that was born unto him, whom Sarah bore to him, Isaac.

21:4
And Abraham circumcised his son Isaac when he was eight days old, as God had commanded him.

21:5
And Abraham was a hundred years old, when his son Isaac was born unto him.

21:6
And Sarah said: 'God hath made laughter for me; every one that heareth will laugh on account of me.'

21:7
And she said: 'Who would have said unto Abraham, that Sarah should give children suck? for I have borne him a son in his old age.'

21:8
And the child grew, and was weaned. And Abraham made a great feast on the day that Isaac was weaned.

21:9
And Sarah saw the son of Hagar the Egyptian, whom she had borne unto Abraham, making sport.

21:10
Wherefore she said unto Abraham: 'Cast out this bondwoman and her son; for the son of this bondwoman shall not be heir with my son, even with Isaac.'

21:11
And the thing was very grievous in Abraham's sight on account of his son.

21:12
And God said unto Abraham: 'Let it not be grievous in thy sight because of the lad, and because of thy bondwoman; in all that Sarah saith unto thee, hearken unto her voice; for in Isaac shall seed be called to thee.

21:13
And also of the son of the bondwoman will I make a nation, because he is thy seed.'

21:14
And Abraham arose up early in the morning, and took bread and a bottle of water, and gave it unto Hagar, putting it on her shoulder, and the child, and sent her away; and she departed, and strayed in the wilderness of Beer-sheba.

21:15
And the water in the bottle was spent, and she cast the child under one of the shrubs.

21:16
And she went, and sat her down over against him a good way off, as it were a bow-shot; for she said: 'Let me not look upon the death of the child.' And she sat over against him, and lifted up her voice, and wept.

21:17
And God heard the voice of the lad; and the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said unto her: 'What aileth thee, Hagar? fear not; for God hath heard the voice of the lad where he is.