I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

The setup is ready! I will do some tests now.

Things you (possibly) want to know:
The posting will start at Wed, 21 Aug 2013 07:00:00 UTC (if my calculations are correct, that's 1377068400 in Unix time). At this time, least 40 threads full of shitposting will be necrobumped only once so as to completely ``wash out'' the front page. Then, a list of 80 threads will be necrobumped cyclically in intervals of around 30 seconds. The purpose of this is having at least 3 pages of total shitposting and having the front page in page 3 or 4.

You are encouraged to make threads around Wed, 21 Aug 2013 06:00:00 UTC | 1377064800. These threads will be sunk to page 4 (or 3, depends completely on the first batch of necrobumped threads). Please, be very careful when posting on them, as this will be the ``deep /prog/'' while the flood lasts. Using >>49 to avoid bumping a thread is strongly recommended.

If the tests go wrong, I'll announce a new date on this thread. You can also bookmark this thread and discuss the ongoing events here.

If this thread is deleted, I'll repost it with the same title and content, and sink it back to page 4 or 5 as fast as possible. Hopefully the archivers and the search engines made by you guys make this step unnecessary.

Let me know if you think I should modify the strategy, the start time or if you have any questions.