I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

17:18
And Abraham said unto God: 'Oh that Ishmael might live before Thee!'

17:19
And God said: ''Nay, but Sarah thy wife shall bear thee a son; and thou shalt call his name Isaac; and I will establish My covenant with him for an everlasting covenant for his seed after him.

17:20
And as for Ishmael, I have heard thee; behold, I have blessed him, and will make him fruitful, and will multiply him exceedingly; twelve princes shall he beget, and I will make him a great nation.

17:21
But My covenant will I establish with Isaac, whom Sarah shall bear unto thee at this set time in the next year.'

17:22
And He left off talking with him, and God went up from Abraham.

17:23
And Abraham took Ishmael his son, and all that were born in his house, and all that were bought with his money, every male among the men of Abraham's house, and circumcised the flesh of their foreskin in the selfsame day, as God had said unto him.

17:24
And Abraham was ninety years old and nine, when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.

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And Ishmael his son was thirteen years old, when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin.

17:26
In the selfsame day was Abraham circumcised, and Ishmael his son.

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And all the men of his house, those born in the house, and those bought with money of a foreigner, were circumcised with him.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 017 --

Genesis - Chapter 018

18:1
And the Lord appeared unto him by the terebinths of Mamre, as he sat in the tent door in the heat of the day;

18:2
and he lifted up his eyes and looked, and, lo, three men stood over against him; and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the tent door, and bowed down to the earth,

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and said: 'My lord, if now I have found favour in thy sight, pass not away, I pray thee, from thy servant.

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Let now a little water be fetched, and wash your feet, and recline yourselves under the tree.

18:5
And I will fetch a morsel of bread, and stay ye your heart; after that ye shall pass on; forasmuch as ye are come to your servant.' And they said: 'So do, as thou hast said.'

18:6
And Abraham hastened into the tent unto Sarah, and said: 'Make ready quickly three measures of fine meal, knead it, and make cakes.'

18:7
And Abraham ran unto the herd, and fetched a calf tender and good, and gave it unto the servant; and he hastened to dress it.

18:8
And he took curd, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.

18:9
And they said unto him: 'Where is Sarah thy wife?' And he said: 'Behold, in the tent.'

18:10
And He said: 'I will certainly return unto thee when the season cometh round; and, lo, Sarah thy wife shall have a son.' And Sarah heard in the tent door, which was behind him.--

18:11
Now Abraham and Sarah were old, and well stricken in age; it had ceased to be with Sarah after the manner of women.--

18:12
And Sarah laughed within herself, saying: 'After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also?'

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And the Lord said unto Abraham: 'Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying: Shall I of a surety bear a child, who am old?

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Is any thing too hard for the Lord. At the set time I will return unto thee, when the season cometh round, and Sarah shall have a son.'

18:15
Then Sarah denied, saying: 'I laughed not'; for she was afraid. And He said: 'Nay; but thou didst laugh.'

18:16
And the men rose up from thence, and looked out toward Sodom; and Abraham went with them to bring them on the way.

18:17
And the Lord said: 'Shall I hide from Abraham that which I am doing;

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seeing that Abraham shall surely become a great and mighty nation, and all the nations of the earth shall be blessed in him?

18:19
For I have known him, to the end that he may command his children and his household after him, that they may keep the way of the Lord, to do righteousness and justice; to the end that the Lord may bring upon Abraham that which He hath spoken of him.'

18:20
And the Lord said: 'Verily, the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and, verily, their sin is exceeding grievous.

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I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto Me; and if not, I will know.'

18:22
And the men turned from thence, and went toward Sodom; but Abraham stood yet before the Lord.

18:23
And Abraham drew near, and said: 'Wilt Thou indeed sweep away the righteous with the wicked?

18:24
Peradventure there are fifty righteous within the city; wilt Thou indeed sweep away and not forgive the place for the fifty righteous that are therein?

18:25
That be far from Thee to do after this manner, to slay the righteous with the wicked, that so the righteous should be as the wicked; that be far from Thee; shall not the judge of all the earth do justly?'

18:26
And the Lord said: 'If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within the city, then I will forgive all the place for their sake.'

18:27
And Abraham answered and said: 'Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the L-rd, who am but dust and ashes.

18:28
Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty righteous; wilt Thou destroy all the city for lack of five?' And He said: 'I will not destroy it, if I find there forty and five.'

18:29
And he spoke unto Him yet again, and said: 'Peradventure there shall be forty found there.' And He said: 'I will not do it for the forty's sake.'