I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

15:17
And it came to pass, that, when the sun went down, and there was thick darkness, behold a smoking furnace, and a flaming torch that passed between these pieces.

15:18
In that day the Lord made a covenant with Abram, saying: 'Unto thy seed have I given this land, from the river of Egypt unto the great river, the river Euphrates;

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the Kenite, and the Kenizzite, and the Kadmonite,

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and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Rephaim,

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and the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the Girgashite, and the Jebusite.'
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 015 --

Genesis - Chapter 016

16:1
Now Sarai Abram's wife bore him no children; and she had a handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

16:2
And Sarai said unto Abram: 'Behold now, the Lord hath restrained me from bearing; go in, I pray thee, unto my handmaid; it may be that I shall be builded up through her.' And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

16:3
And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar the Egyptian, her handmaid, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to Abram her husband to be his wife.

16:4
And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived; and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

16:5
And Sarai said unto Abram: 'My wrong be upon thee: I gave my handmaid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the Lord judge between me and thee.'

16:6
But Abram said unto Sarai: 'Behold, thy maid is in thy hand; do to her that which is good in thine eyes.' And Sarai dealt harshly with her, and she fled from her face.

16:7
And the angel of the Lord found her by a fountain of water in the wilderness, by the fountain in the way to Shur.

16:8
And he said: 'Hagar, Sarai's handmaid, whence camest thou? and whither goest thou?' And she said: 'I flee from the face of my mistress Sarai.'

16:9
And the angel of the Lord said unto her: 'Return to thy mistress, and submit thyself under her hands.'

16:10
And the angel of the Lord said unto her: 'I will greatly multiply thy seed, that it shall not be numbered for multitude.

16:11
And the angel of the Lord said unto her: 'Behold, thou art with child, and shalt bear a son; and thou shalt call his name Ishmael, because the Lord hath heard thy affliction.

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And he shall be a wild ass of a man: his hand shall be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the face of all his brethren.'

16:13
And she called the name of the Lord that spoke unto her, Thou art a God of seeing; for she said: 'Have I even here seen Him that seeth Me?'

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Wherefore the well was called 'Beer-lahai-roi; behold, it is between Kadesh and Bered.

16:15
And Hagar bore Abram a son; and Abram called the name of his son, whom Hagar bore, Ishmael.

16:16
And Abram was fourscore and six years old, when Hagar bore Ishmael to Abram.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 016 --

Genesis - Chapter 017

17:1
And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the Lord appeared to Abram, and said unto him: 'I am God Almighty; walk before Me, and be thou wholehearted.

17:2
And I will make My covenant between Me and thee, and will multiply thee exceedingly.'

17:3
And Abram fell on his face; and God talked with him, saying:

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'As for Me, behold, My covenant is with thee, and thou shalt be the father of a multitude of nations.

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Neither shall thy name any more be called Abram, but thy name shall be Abraham; for the father of a multitude of nations have I made thee.

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And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee.

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And I will establish My covenant between Me and thee and thy seed after thee throughout their generations for an everlasting covenant, to be a God unto thee and to thy seed after thee.

17:8
And I will give unto thee, and to thy seed after thee, the land of thy sojournings, all the land of Canaan, for an everlasting possession; and I will be their God.'

17:9
And God said unto Abraham: 'And as for thee, thou shalt keep My covenant, thou, and thy seed after thee throughout their generations.

17:10
This is My covenant, which ye shall keep, between Me and you and thy seed after thee: every male among you shall be circumcised.

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And ye shall be circumcised in the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of a covenant betwixt Me and you.

17:12
And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every male throughout your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any foreigner, that is not of thy seed.

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He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised; and My covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.

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And the uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken My covenant.'

17:15
And God said unto Abraham: 'As for Sarai thy wife, thou shalt not call her name Sarai, but Sarah shall her name be.

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And I will bless her, and moreover I will give thee a son of her; yea, I will bless her, and she shall be a mother of nations; kings of peoples shall be of her.'

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Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart: 'Shall a child be born unto him that is a hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?'