I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

9:17
And God said unto Noah: 'This is the token of the covenant which I have established between Me and all flesh that is upon the earth.'

9:18
And the sons of Noah, that went forth from the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth; and Ham is the father of Canaan.

9:19
These three were the sons of Noah, and of these was the whole earth overspread.

9:20
And Noah the husbandman began, and planted a vineyard.

9:21
And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

9:22
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

9:23
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

9:24
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his youngest son had done unto him.

9:25
And he said: Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

9:26
And he said: Blessed be the Lord, the God of Shem; and let Canaan be their servant.

9:27
God enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and let Canaan be their servant.

9:28
And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years.

9:29
And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years; and he died.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 009 --

Genesis - Chapter 010

10:1
Now these are the generations of the sons of Noah: Shem, Ham, and Japheth; and unto them were sons born after the flood.

10:2
The sons of Japheth: Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras.

10:3
And the sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah.

10:4
And the sons of Javan: Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim.

10:5
Of these were the isles of the nations divided in their lands, every one after his tongue, after their families, in their nations.

10:6
And the sons of Ham: Cush, and Mizraim, and Put, and Canaan.

10:7
And the sons of Cush: Seba, and Havilah, and Sabtah, and Raamah, and Sabteca; and the sons of Raamah: Sheba, and Dedan.

10:8
And Cush begot Nimrod; he began to be a mighty one in the earth.

10:9
He was a mighty hunter before the Lord; wherefore it is said: 'Like Nimrod a mighty hunter before the Lord.'

10:10
And the beginning of his kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and Accad, and Calneh, in the land of Shinar.

10:11
Out of that land went forth Asshur, and builded Nineveh, and Rehoboth-ir, and Calah,

10:12
and Resen between Nineveh and Calah--the same is the great city.

10:13
And Mizraim begot Ludim, and Anamim, and Lehabim, and Naphtuhim,

10:14
and Pathrusim, and Casluhim--whence went forth the Philistines--and Caphtorim.

10:15
And Canaan begot Zidon his firstborn, and Heth;

10:16
and the Jebusite, and the Amorite, and the Girgashite;

10:17
and the Hivite, and the Arkite, and the Sinite;

10:18
and the Arvadite, and the Zemarite, and the Hamathite; and afterward were the families of the Canaanite spread abroad.

10:19
And the border of the Canaanite was from Zidon, as thou goest toward Gerar, unto Gaza; as thou goest toward Sodom and Gomorrah and Admah and Zeboiim, unto Lasha.

10:20
These are the sons of Ham, after their families, after their tongues, in their lands, in their nations.

10:21
And unto Shem, the father of all the children of Eber, the elder brother of Japheth, to him also were children born.

10:22
The sons of Shem: Elam, and Asshur, and Arpachshad, and Lud, and Aram.

10:23
And the sons of Aram: Uz, and Hul, and Gether, and Mash.

10:24
And Arpachshad begot Shelah; and Shelah begot Eber.

10:25
And unto Eber were born two sons; the name of the one was Peleg; for in his days was the earth divided; and his brother's name was Joktan.

10:26
And Joktan begot Almodad, and Sheleph, and Hazarmaveth, and Jerah;