I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

7:24
And the waters prevailed upon the earth a hundred and fifty days.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 007 --

Genesis - Chapter 008

8:1
And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that were with him in the ark; and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters assuaged;

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the fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained.

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And the waters returned from off the earth continually; and after the end of a hundred and fifty days the waters decreased.

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And the ark rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the mountains of Ararat.

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And the waters decreased continually until the tenth month; in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the mountains seen.

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And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made.

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And he sent forth a raven, and it went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth.

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And he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground.

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But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him to the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth; and he put forth his hand, and took her, and brought her in unto him into the ark.

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And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark.

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And the dove came in to him at eventide; and lo in her mouth an olive-leaf freshly plucked; so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth.

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And he stayed yet other seven days; and sent forth the dove; and she returned not again unto him any more.

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And it came to pass in the six hundred and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth; and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and behold, the face of the ground was dried.

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And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the earth dry. 15 And God spoke unto Noah, saying:

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'Go forth from the ark, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee.

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Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee of all flesh, both fowl, and cattle, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth; that they may swarm in the earth, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth.'

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And Noah went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him;

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every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, whatsoever moveth upon the earth, after their families; went forth out of the ark.

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And Noah builded an altar unto the Lord; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt-offerings on the altar.

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And the Lord smelled the sweet savour; and the Lord said in His heart: 'I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

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While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.'
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 008 --

Genesis - Chapter 009

9:1
And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them: 'Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth.

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And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, and upon all wherewith the ground teemeth, and upon all the fishes of the sea: into your hand are they delivered.

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Every moving thing that liveth shall be for food for you; as the green herb have I given you all.

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Only flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.

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And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it; and at the hand of man, even at the hand of every man's brother, will I require the life of man.

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Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed; for in the image of God made He man.

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And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; swarm in the earth, and multiply therein.'

9:8
And God spoke unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying:

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'As for Me, behold, I establish My covenant with you, and with your seed after you;

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and with every living creature that is with you, the fowl, the cattle, and every beast of the earth with you; of all that go out of the ark, even every beast of the earth.

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And I will establish My covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of the flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.'

9:12
And God said: 'This is the token of the covenant which I make between Me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:

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I have set My bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between Me and the earth.

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And it shall come to pass, when I bring clouds over the earth, and the bow is seen in the cloud,

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that I will remember My covenant, which is between Me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.

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And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.'