I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

Genesis - Chapter 005

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This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made He him;

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male and female created He them, and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

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And Adam lived a hundred and thirty years, and begot a son in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth.

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And the days of Adam after he begot Seth were eight hundred years; and he begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years; and he died.

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And Seth lived a hundred and five years, and begot Enosh.

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And Seth lived after he begot Enosh eight hundred and seven years, and begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years; and he died.

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And Enosh lived ninety years, and begot Kenan.

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And Enosh lived after he begot Kenan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days of Enosh were nine hundred and five years; and he died.

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And Kenan lived seventy years, and begot Mahalalel.

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And Kenan lived after he begot Mahalalel eight hundred and forty years, and begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days of Kenan were nine hundred and ten years; and he died.

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And Mahalalel lived sixty and five years, and begot Jared.

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And Mahalalel lived after he begot Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days of Mahalalel were eight hundred ninety and five years; and he died.

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And Jared lived a hundred sixty and two years, and begot Enoch.

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And Jared lived after he begot Enoch eight hundred years, and begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years; and he died.

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And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begot Methuselah.

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And Enoch walked with God after he begot Methuselah three hundred years, and begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years.

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And Enoch walked with God, and he was not; for God took him.

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And Methuselah lived a hundred eighty and seven years, and begot Lamech.

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And Methuselah lived after he begot Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years; and he died.

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And Lamech lived a hundred eighty and two years, and begot a son.

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And he called his name Noah, saying: 'This same shall comfort us in our work and in the toil of our hands, which cometh from the ground which the Lord hath cursed.'

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And Lamech lived after he begot Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begot sons and daughters.

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And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years; and he died.

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And Noah was five hundred years old; and Noah begot Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 005 --

Genesis - Chapter 006

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And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,

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that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives, whomsoever they chose.

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And the Lord said: 'My spirit shall not abide in man for ever, for that he also is flesh; therefore shall his days be a hundred and twenty years.'

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The Nephilim were in the earth in those days, and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bore children to them; the same were the mighty men that were of old, the men of renown.

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And the Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

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And it repented the Lord that He had made man on the earth, and it grieved Him at His heart.