I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

3:13
And the Lord God said unto the woman: 'What is this thou hast done?' And the woman said: 'The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.'

3:14
And the Lord God said unto the serpent: 'Because thou hast done this, cursed art thou from among all cattle, and from among all beasts of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life.

3:15
And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; they shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise their heel.'

3:16
Unto the woman He said: 'I will greatly multiply thy pain and thy travail; in pain thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.'

3:17
And unto Adam He said: 'Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying: Thou shalt not eat of it; cursed is the ground for thy sake; in toil shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life.

3:18
Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field.

3:19
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken; for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.'

3:20
And the man called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.

3:21
And the Lord God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins, and clothed them.

Bumping the thread was a terrible accident. I'm truly sorry, guys.

3:22
And the Lord God said: 'Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil; and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever.'

3:23
Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

3:24
So He drove out the man; and He placed at the east of the garden of Eden the cherubim, and the flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way to the tree of life.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 003 --

Genesis - Chapter 004

4:1
And the man knew Eve his wife; and she conceived and bore Cain, and said: 'I have gotten a man with the help of the Lord.'

4:2
And again she bore his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

4:3
And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the Lord.

4:4
And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the Lord had respect unto Abel and to his offering;

4:5
but unto Cain and to his offering He had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

4:6
And the Lord said unto Cain: 'Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?

4:7
If thou doest well, shall it not be lifted up? and if thou doest not well, sin coucheth at the door; and unto thee is its desire, but thou mayest rule over it.'

4:8
And Cain spoke unto Abel his brother. And it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.

4:9
And the Lord said unto Cain: 'Where is Abel thy brother?' And he said: 'I know not; am I my brother's keeper?'

4:10
And He said: 'What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto Me from the ground.

4:11
And now cursed art thou from the ground, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand.

4:12
When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a wanderer shalt thou be in the earth.'

4:13
And Cain said unto the Lord: 'My punishment is greater than I can bear.

4:14
Behold, Thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the land; and from Thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a wanderer in the earth; and it will come to pass, that whosoever findeth me will slay me.'

4:15
And the Lord said unto him: 'Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold.' And the Lord set a sign for Cain, lest any finding him should smite him.

4:16
And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

4:17
And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bore Enoch; and he builded a city, and called the name of the city after the name of his son Enoch.

4:18
And unto Enoch was born Irad; and Irad begot Mehujael; and Mehujael begot Methushael; and Methushael begot Lamech.

4:19
And Lamech took unto him two wives; the name of one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.

4:20
And Adah bore Jabal; he was the father of such as dwell in tents and have cattle.

4:21
And his brother's name was Jubal; he was the father of all such as handle the harp and pipe.

4:22
And Zillah, she also bore Tubal-cain, the forger of every cutting instrument of brass and iron; and the sister of Tubal-cain was Naamah.

4:23
And Lamech said unto his wives: Adah and Zillah, hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech; for I have slain a man for wounding me, and a young man for bruising me;

4:24
If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.

4:25
And Adam knew his wife again; and she bore a son, and called his name Seth: 'for God hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel; for Cain slew him.'

4:26
And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enosh; then began men to call upon the name of the Lord.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 004 --