I've seen terrible things

Like:
* le /g/aylords trying way too fucking hard to fit in (they already learned le e[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler]in memes, /prog/ro!)
* le same e/g/in /g/ros imitating lelcunt unironically and thinking this is the default form of protesting here
* /g/roskis trying to bring their `daily programming threads' here
* e/g/in re/g/g/it e/g/g/wings bitching about the state of the board and not leaving (like a weeaboo who went on a trip to Japan, bitches about their lack of forks and knives and doesn't go the fuck back to his third world country)

So I've set up a reasonable amount of machines to flood once again. I might have to space out the replies at some times, because I'd rather avoid the situation where all my machines get banned from 4chan.

I'm sure most of you won't accept my form of protest, but for me it seems like an efficient way of improving the board's quality. After the first flood wave, the moderators started coming here more often, which is not the optimal solutions but at least it kept the recent threads programming-related. I do have to admit I miss Nikita and some of the original /anus/ shitposting, but my purpose is not bringing more moderators, it's keeping the shitstains out of here.

Yes, this will make them engage e/g/in mode, because I remember reading on a /g/ troll bait thread about how they loved pissing us off, so I advise you to ignore their unoriginal shitposting from now on.

The setup will take me about one week, so expect the flood to start next week. I'm aiming for at least 15 days, but it's very likely to get banned, so the flooding might not be as continuous as I'd like it to.

2:1
And the heaven and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

2:2
And on the seventh day God finished His work which He had made; and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had made.

2:3
And God blessed the seventh day, and hallowed it; because that in it He rested from all His work which God in creating had made.

2:4
These are the generations of the heaven and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the Lord God made earth and heaven.

2:5
No shrub of the field was yet in the earth, and no herb of the field had yet sprung up; for the Lord God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground;

2:6
but there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

2:7
Then the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

2:8
And the Lord God planted a garden eastward, in Eden; and there He put the man whom He had formed.

2:9
And out of the ground made the Lord God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

2:10
And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became four heads.

2:11
The name of the first is Pishon; that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;

2:12
and the gold of that land is good; there is bdellium and the onyx stone.

2:13
And the name of the second river is Gihon; the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Cush.

2:14
And the name of the third river is Tigris; that is it which goeth toward the east of Asshur And the fourth river is the Euphrates.

2:15
And the Lord God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

2:16
And the Lord God commanded the man, saying: 'Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat;

2:17
but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.'

2:18
And the Lord God said: 'It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him.'

2:19
And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto the man to see what he would call them; and whatsoever the man would call every living creature, that was to be the name thereof.

2:20
And the man gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found a help meet for him.

2:21
And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed up the place with flesh instead thereof.

>>165
Holy fuck, stop abusing memes so much.

And I was planning on posting the Torah anyway.

See you on Tablecat's lounge, as planned.

2:22
And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from the man, made He a woman, and brought her unto the man.

2:23
And the man said: 'This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.'

2:24
Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife, and they shall be one flesh.

2:25
And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
-- End of Genesis - Chapter 002 --

Genesis - Chapter 003

3:1
Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman: 'Yea, hath God said: Ye shall not eat of any tree of the garden?'

3:2
And the woman said unto the serpent: 'Of the fruit of the trees of the garden we may eat;

3:3
but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said: Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.'

3:4
And the serpent said unto the woman: 'Ye shall not surely die;

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for God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as God, knowing good and evil.'

3:6
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat; and she gave also unto her husband with her, and he did eat.

3:7
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig-leaves together, and made themselves girdles.

3:8
And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden toward the cool of the day; and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God amongst the trees of the garden.

3:9
And the Lord God called unto the man, and said unto him: 'Where art thou?'

3:10
And he said: 'I heard Thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.'

3:11
And He said: 'Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?'

3:12
And the man said: 'The woman whom Thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.'