NEET

I don't to be a NEET all my life, so I want to start a career in ENTERPRISE programming, because there are lots of jobs in that area. So I have a few questions:

- should I learn C# or Java?
- Postgresql is good for this or should I install some bloated enterprise DBMS like Oracle?
- should i abandon /prog/?

>>2,3
The majority of job postings here ask for Java (approx. 80% Java and 20% C#/.NET), so I probably going with that one. And I don't like the fact that I'm pretty much forced to use Windows for C# (I like Visual Studio, though, but I prefer *nix systems. Cygwin is shit).

And I'm not trolling: until I can find something better, I don't mind working with THE ENTERPRISE EXPERTS. I can't be picky right now with job searching. I hope to move to more interesting jobs when I have more experience and more money in the pocket.