NEET

I don't to be a NEET all my life, so I want to start a career in ENTERPRISE programming, because there are lots of jobs in that area. So I have a few questions:

- should I learn C# or Java?
- Postgresql is good for this or should I install some bloated enterprise DBMS like Oracle?
- should i abandon /prog/?

Let's take the wheel on this train:

neet-o

NIGGERS!

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Also: EW, JEWS!