the language is so terrible and inconsistent. I want to stab out my eyes just reading it. How do I force myself to read the entire thing without having a nervous break down and come to after implementing a full replacement in lisp?
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Anonymous2013-08-12 5:18
Stop thinking of it as a language. SQL is not designed to be used like a normal programming language, it's designed to be used from within other programs to grab shit from a database in a manner that meets your current needs.
SELECT trips FROM prog WHERE dick_size > 5 ORDER BY iq
It does exactly what is says it does. What is your problem here?